harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

(via d0nn0)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via to-todile)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

(via yeah-yeah-the-oat)

swolizard:

wheresmywarhorse:

rlyhigh:

I’m so done

The *duh duh duhs* were so on point I can’t

Favorite pokemon related post on this site

swolizard:

wheresmywarhorse:

rlyhigh:

I’m so done

The *duh duh duhs* were so on point I can’t

Favorite pokemon related post on this site

(Source: atheistgamer916, via ebvoice)

best-of-funny:

andthenewt:

theklllers:

wugs:

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IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

(Source: wuqs, via d0nn0)

laelamcpittyart:

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

tha tha tha THANKKYOUUUU

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes, via ruinedchildhood)

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

(via ruinedchildhood)

sixpenceee:

This was originally supposed to be a post about the boogeyman (top gif), but I stumbled upon more of Duane Michel’s sequence photography, and they took my breathe away.