ebvoice:

jitterbugjive:

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

Yo I’m pretty sure this is considered lying, and lying is a sin.

So, sure, go ahead and sin against your own religion to spread it out, that totally works.

Because clearly, people enjoy being tricked and lied to and given false hope, clearly this will make them want to join your cause.

Ugh.

I’m Christian and I don’t support this act at all.  It sickens me.

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sombramalamutt:

poesdaughter:

godtechturninheads:

polyglotplatypus:

Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right.

bless this post

my dad. every other day.

Both my parents can be like this occasionally…I don’t bother trying to argue back.  I just pretend to agree with whatever they say at this point.

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schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

(via ebvoice)

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need you to remove those pixels from the page headline.

Me: What pixels?

Client: The two grey pixels between the “E” and the “T” in the title headline. I can’t understand why you put them there in the first place.

Me: The headline is the company logo on a white background. I…

queen-of-fallen-angeles:

heyitschloetherainbowunicorn:

porkandthebeans:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:



Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though



OH MY GOD

GET OUT

I never thought I’m my life a post would go from Supernatural, to Spongebob, to Full Metal Alchemist

queen-of-fallen-angeles:

heyitschloetherainbowunicorn:

porkandthebeans:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:

image

Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

image

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though

image

OH MY GOD

GET OUT

I never thought I’m my life a post would go from Supernatural, to Spongebob, to Full Metal Alchemist

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caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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bbstard:

"So, how do you like my swimming?" -Kintaro Oe

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nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

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doujinshi:

iconic

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